Can you use that in a sentence please?!

The last Mermishman...  

So clearly some people on this show are from tribes that speak an entirely different dialect than the rest of we Americans, and when I say Americans I mean everyone here in America- Latino, Asian, European and African alike. How is it that we can all understand each other? It's because Joceline is from a land "Under the Sea", population: 1. What the heck is this merman trying to say that makes it sound like she is trying to communicate under water?! When on land with humans, sometimes things just geeet... lost in translation. I put together a list of mermisms from the Mermish language, because it just so happens, I hold a minor in Mermish:

 *clears throat*

 “Stebie gay me so much more den u dink he jus wawnta f$#k on me. He just aaaybbythin to me. It’s not abouw deh sayx."

 “Ebby bobby dink she a bayyd b*sh, he gewt awl de b*shes, ih not weeby abowe Steebie geddin in my pans. U kno what um sayin, I wahn Steevie foreber.” 

"We kees on dep liyp." 

"“The haaaayl iz u talkin abouwww?” 

 Ironically enough, "She Sells Seashells by the Seashore." is not mermish.