Burning Questions

I've got some lingering unanswered questions from Episode 1. We may not even be able to answer some of these right now.  I know I'm still dumbfounded.  

1. Is it me, or does every woman on this show have perfect cartilage?
2. Was Mama Scrap reciting Shakespeare in that scene between her and Erica?
3. Did anyone else pause the TV and see Joceline's breast implant hanging on for dear life during her confession/interview session?
4. On a scale from HYFR to YOLO, how disrespectful is Stevie J?
5. Why does K. Michelle look so much like Keyshia Cole?